Some of you tree-hugging hippies out there, opponents of America's next wonderful economic boondoggle - er, boom - have been whining about the 36,000 Fracking wells that have been drilled down into the amber waves of grain and purple mountain majesty of this beautiful land.
Needless to say, there's absolutely nothing for you to be concerned about. As Stephen Colbert pointed out in last night's "Colbert Report", we're embarking on a Golden Age of Flammability.
Watch it here.... http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/428641/august-15-2013/golden-age-of-flammability
As Stephen says, "We're trying to throw a fracking party
here, and these people are ruining it with their suffering".
But have no fear, the Fossil Fuel Industry has hit on the solution to the public's Fear of the Frack - don't let us hear about it.
Let Monsieur Colbert 'splain yer - with last night's Word:
Climate? What Climate?
Smile and be happy.
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